You Make Me Horny - Tiny Little Gifts - Ellie the Highland
“You Make Me Horny” 🐄
Looking for a cheeky little gift that is guaranteed to raise a smile? Our Tiny Highland Cow in a Box is a playful pocket-sized keepsake with a funny message and plenty of charm.
Featuring Ellie the Highland Cow, this tiny Highland cow gift is perfect for Highland cow lovers, cow fans, animal lovers, partners, friends or anyone who enjoys a cute gift with a cheeky pun.
Nestled inside a small brown box (5cm x 5cm x 3.3cm deep), this adorable miniature cow comes with the message “You make me horny” — a light-hearted Highland cow pun made for someone with a good sense of humour.
It makes a fun gift for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, partners, friendship gifts, joke gifts or simply as a little surprise to make someone laugh.
Part of our growing Tiny Little Gifts collection, these miniature keepsakes are designed to spread a little joy and make the smallest gift feel memorable.
Proudly made in our UK workshops with love and care. Made from Hard PLA Polymer.
Please note these are not a toy, they are designed to be a collectable keepsake and therefore are not suitable for children under 5.
Why they’ll love it
- A cheeky tiny Highland cow keepsake with the playful message “You make me horny”
- A fun small gift for Highland cow lovers, cow fans and animal lovers
- Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays or joke gifts
- A cute pun gift for someone with a good sense of humour
- Part of the collectible Tiny Little Gifts range
FAQs
What size is the box?
The tiny Highland cow comes nestled inside a small brown box measuring 5cm x 5cm x 3.3cm deep.
Who is this gift suitable for?
It is ideal for Highland cow lovers, cow fans, animal lovers, partners, friends and anyone who enjoys cheeky keepsake gifts with a funny message.
What message does it come with?
The box includes the message “You make me horny”.
What is it made from?
It is made from Hard PLA Polymer in our UK workshops.
Is it a toy?
No, this is a collectable keepsake and is not suitable for children under 5.
When would this make a good gift?
It works well for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, joke gifts, friendship gifts, or as a cheeky little surprise to make someone laugh.
We ship around the world* to USA, Canada , Australia, New Zealand and most of Europe including :
Aland Islands, Albania, Andorra, Armenia, Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Bosnia And Herzegovina, Bouvet Island, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Guadeloupe, Guernsey, Holy See (Vatican City State), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Isle Of Man, Jersey, Kosovo, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Republic Of, Malta, Moldova, Republic of, Monaco, Montenegro, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Reunion, Romania, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine
*Cast statues can only be delivered within the UK
We aim to have most of our dispatched within 5-7 working days, but due to the nature of some of our products being made to order and also being hand made by craftspeople it can sometimes take a few days more on certain items. Please note on all pebbles and slate items the turn around time is 10-14 days.
PLEASE NOTE PERSONALISED ITEMS AND BUSY PERIODS SUCH AS CHRISTMAS, MOTHERS DAY ETC AND NEW PRODUCT LAUNCHES CAN BE A LITTLE LONGER DUE TO THE VOLUME OF ORDERS
But most products dispatched within 5-7 working days which we are very proud of considering most items are manufactured once the order has been processed. Our small company prides itself on using UK suppliers and making fabulous UK products, who work hard and love what they do!
Although hand making something may take that extra day or two longer than buying something imported and sitting in a warehouse we feel the quality and uniqueness of the product will far outweigh that extra couple of sleeps!
We pride ourselves on getting orders to you on time which is in our world pretty fast considering it did not exist before your order :)
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